Định Hóa is a rural district of Thái Nguyên province in the Northeast region of Vietnam. As of 2003 the district had a population of 90,086. The district covers an area of 521 km². The district capital lies at Chợ Chu.
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Lewis Kingman was a civil engineer, who surveyed and built several thousands of miles of railroad lines.
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