{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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USC&GS Yukon was a steamer that served as a survey ship in the United States Coast and Geodetic Survey from 1898 to 1923. She was the second and last Coast and Geodetic Survey ship to bear the name.
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